Heard on Weeds

Nancy: "So, you had nothing to do with that pipe exploding?"

Doug: "That was clearly an act of God."

Nancy: "Well, tell God to watch his back."

Doug: "Nancy, don't anthropomorphize God."

Objectivist Social Network

A friend just told me about The Atlasphere, an online social network for Ayn Rand enthusiasts. The irony is of biblical proportions. In addition to being a social network, it advertises itself as a niche dating site. How do two Objectivists who don't know each other get together?

Objectivist Girl: "God, I hate people!"

Objectivist Guy: "God, you're hot when you're arrogant!"

Objectivist Girl: "God, you're hot when you're telling me I'm hot!"

A passionate embrace, kiss, and selfish sex ensue.

Oh, yeah, I used to be into Ayn Rand in college.